Guys this has worked wonders for me and am sharing this so that all you guys who are a bit more on the sensitive side like me and find it difficult to recover from a break up can follow this method and live life to the fullest. Here it goes:
Think of your GF as your bike. What else could come closer? Here are the similarities between a bike and a GF:
1) We all love our GF. We love our bikes too.
2) Both are a vital part of our daily life.
3) We are crazy for both of them.
4) We take a lot of care of both.
5) We also spend a lot on both.
6) We take both to the beaches, malls, theatres, shopping, et al.
7) Both bikes and GF have maintenance cost.
8) Both need our regular time and attention.
9) Both give us problem at times.
10) Both get old and need replacement. At a point of time, a guy upgrades from his bike to a more powerful bike or a car. Similarly, the GF becomes wife or if things don’t work out with her then we get someone else as a wife.
11) Every bike is different from the other. In terms of power, mileage, stability, seating posture, comfort of handling, cost of maintenance and riding pleasure. All these apply to GFs also. Each has her USP (Unique Selling Proposition) by which we remember her and compare her to others.
12) Of course, we ride both of them. Ha Ha Ha !
13) And these days both of them come “tested ok”. He He He !
So, we have already seen the similarities. Now what next? Things are simpler now. Read the following lines and compare them to your ex GF!
Some bikes might be wonderful, pleasurable to ride and we might be emotionally attached to it, still, it will get old and require a replacement. So it’s ok if we loved it but had to change it.
Some bikes give us a lot of starting, clutch plate, engine problems. We can love them a lot but they still don’t understand our love and keep giving us problems. So what to do? Change the bike.
Some bikes have manufacturing defects, need excessive maintenance, put a severe strain on our pockets, but look real sexy and give a great mileage and pleasure when taken on long drives. These bikes make a lot of guys crazy about them. Every other guy envies the owner. But, these bikes can only be maintained for a small duration, and then they need to change ownership. So it’s at times better to accept the fact that such a bike was manufactured to be gazed by everyone, to change ownerships, to be ridden by many and not for a single ownership. I hope all you guys got what I am trying to say!
So, just think of your ex girl friend as your ex bike. It was good, gave you company to places, you had a lot of fun driving it and you’ll always remember it for the service it gave you.
And, now……. Cheers! Time to find and ride a new bike!!! New experience, new USPs and lots of happiness!
Voila!!! Go for it!
2 comments:
very true :)
Thats Funny..
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